I have 8 names

David, the one I prefer, but no one seems to know that.

Dave, (are they just too lazy to say "David"?)

Billingsley, a favorite among many

Billy, Rhiannon's favorite. I don't mind this one, because people who don't even know me call me Billy randomly. So I'm used to it.

Then there are the names I that I think are funny/cool

Joe Gun (aka Joe Gunn, Joe D Gun, Joe David Gun) I made this one up playing Final Fantasy. It stuck.

Tacoman- I saw it on a thermometer.

Billy McNasty- A delightful combination of Billy and McNasty.

David Black- I just like this.